The President of the USA travels to Great Britain with a group of friends. There, together with his Friend and Prime Minister, they have fun participating in a movie, organizing a scam for a fake war and generally having a good time. But the future comes in the form of Cosmogenic changes, the two friends go through inconceivable troubles, lose their basic senses and end up at the bottom of a lake with reptiles that no human has ever seen.
SCENE 1
In
the middle of the 21st century, the Presidents of most countries,
were famous actors or people of the media. The political intrigues
were reminiscent of Byzantium and Rome. Such a story unfolded when
the President Donald Deaf visited England privately, with a large
group of friends, in order to meet his friend, the Prime Minister of
England, Tony Blind. Both participated in the shooting of the film
"HOMELESS" '.-
Bridge
under train. Bus stop. Pharmacy. Cosmetics.
A cameraman with a
portable camera comes in and out quickly. Cinema lights are set up,
and everything resembles a movie set, with an extra sense of
realism.
A giant poster is placed on the wall, two African workers
sing. A lake with waves, a girl is surfing.
In front of the
poster, two homeless people are sleeping.
TONY: Wakes up, wipes his clothes.)
Probably ... I ate a lot ...
at the party .....
WORKER A: (Sings). Inside the lake
of water
where the
beautiful Dudu swims
she
knows all the secrets of the Bottom
Dudu did you hear the
news?
DONALD:(Wakes up, shouts) .... Tony?
TONY: Slow down! I
listen to the singer.
DONALD ... what does he say?
what language is it?
TONY: Right! Wait for me to ask?
(Goes to the workers, returns). East Sudan!
DONALD: East Sudan! Is it close to Morocco?
TONY: Now,
tell me what you remember!
DONALD: .... I
remember something ...yes... they were wearing hats, at the party,
isn't it?
TONY: ... of course they wore hats, at the
party, you can not give information ... (in a low voice) there is
still a lot to happen ...
DONALD: Give the guys a cigar
...
TONY: Come on up! go yourself and give them, take
the whole package ...
(Takes out a box of packets of
cigars).
DONALD: We'll get rid of them! (Lying
down)
TONY: Leave it! I'm going! .... (goes to the
workers and gives the package. He dances a circular dance with them,
and returns.)
Oops! Did you see me? Born dancer, eh?
DONALD: I am coming back... (He goes to the bus stop for a while ...
there are two girls, with surfboards. He is talking, without looking
at them).
DONALD: Dressed like nun?
GIRL A: Aaa! ... No!
GIRL B: Yes! ... only in winter.
(Donald
takes out a box of cigars, searches, and gives one with a gold
wrapper to the girl B. She quickly hides it under her clothes. He
looks around, leaves, and goes behind the placard, the girl follows
him .
Soon they return making their clothes.)-
DONALD: God saves the Queen!
GIRL A: No!
DONALD: God saves the Queen!
GIRL A: No! ... (Turns around, and
hits him with the surfboard.)
(Donald stumbles, returning,
pretending that nothing happened.)
TONY: What's going
on?
DONALD: Shit!
Where are the hats! ... (They wear two hats, colonial style,
painted pink. Worker A approaches them).
WORKER A: How
is it going here?
TONY: Good!
DONALD: Good! Just as yesterday! Is the poster ready?
WORKER A: We are waiting for the girl ...
TONY: Is she
coming?
WORKER A: So, says the boss ... (worker B
approaches).
WORKER B: You'd better ... take these hats
off! (Grabs them, and throws them on the street).
WORKER A: They ask .... if the girl will come .... what do you think?
WORKER
B: Keep the bus stop "clean" for a while ... (Worker A,
chases the girls out of the bus stop, and ties a ribbon around
it.)
DONALD: Very confusing!
TONY: Poor Tony ... yes, I know...
DONALD: Administration is a hard work!
TONY: Poor
Tony!
DONALD: Donald!
Stop this !! Are there any sausages left?
WORKER A: I
think the girl just arrived ... (They leave. We see the girl (JULI)
of the poster. She is wearing a red swimsuit and a transparent
raincoat, you can see a holster with a gun.)